Conversation on Text Messaging

My friend got into a car accident. I called him, but he didn’t pick up so I texted.

Me: Dude i just heard. Glad you made it out ok. Lemme know if you need anything.

Friend: Yo mamma so fat if she were in my backseat i wouldn’t have gotten a scratch. Although the guy that hit me might have died.

Hell yeah. Get well soon man.

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