Conversation from the Couch
A buddy and I were watching TV the other day and we saw one of those commercials for those shaving razors for women with the soapy moisturizer stuff on the outside.
Me: Can a guy use that? I mean technically we can right?
Friend: Yeah, but you’d be a bitch.
Me: Who would know! It’s in your bathroom!
Friend: Then why don’t you get one!