Me: There’s a guy at school who’s all about the macsaber and when I told him that I knew Ian, he flipped out.
Taylor: That’s awesome. You get nerd street cred for that
Me: I love how I get nerd cred even though I can’t write a single line of code
My friend and I are chatting about the possibilities of me having tapeworms because I’m so skinny.
Me: I don’t have any cysts, but I do feel fatigued all the time.
Friend: Hm, maybe you should get this checked out or you could just have a freakish boy metabolism but the fatigue also might be worth checking out
Me: I dunno if my webMD health plan will cover it