Conversations from a Breakup

Girl: You’re a really sweet guy with a lot going for you and everything.

Guy: . . .

Girl: Anyways, I hope we can still be friends because you’ll always have a special place in my heart.

Guy: You broke my heart, fine, but you ain’t taking my balls.

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4 responses to “Conversations from a Breakup”

  1. lovelesscynic says :

    did you actually overhear this?

  2. Nien Liu says :

    haha, yeah part of it. i made up the last line.

  3. joe says :

    because of the last line, the girl, changed her mind, hahaha

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