i am a poor bastard
today at a friend’s house, someone was telling a story about this girl who is taking tennis lessons from him:
dude: so i had to give a lesson to this eleven year old girl who walked in with big j-lo sunglasses and sporting true religion.
me: what was that?
dude: true religion
dude: true religion.
dude’s girlfriend: they’re really expensive jeans.
at this point i realized how ridiculously poor i am. i am so poor that i don’t even know what i can’t afford.