i am a poor bastard

today at a friend’s house, someone was telling a story about this girl who is taking tennis lessons from him:

dude: so i had to give a lesson to this eleven year old girl who walked in with big j-lo sunglasses and sporting true religion.

me: what was that?

dude: true religion

me: huh?

dude: true religion.

me: ??

dude’s girlfriend: they’re really expensive jeans.

at this point i realized how ridiculously poor i am. i am so poor that i don’t even know what i can’t afford.

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