Conversation from Gchat

friend: EARTHQUAKE!!!
me: what?
me: in LA?
me: what are you doing online fool?
me: RUN!

Conversation on the Couch

I was talking about Wang Leehom and his 盖世英雄 album where he mixed hip hop and Chinese opera.

Friend: Hip hopera?

Conversation on Text Messaging

My friend got into a car accident. I called him, but he didn’t pick up so I texted.

Me: Dude i just heard. Glad you made it out ok. Lemme know if you need anything.

Friend: Yo mamma so fat if she were in my backseat i wouldn’t have gotten a scratch. Although the guy that hit me might have died.

Hell yeah. Get well soon man.

Conversation from Gtalk

This is why I like hanging out with her.

Me: have an idea of where you want to go (for dinner)?
Friend: hmm
Friend: i have a stain on my shirt, so nowhere too nice…

Conversation on the phone

Me: Are you sure?

Friend: Yes.

Me: Are you sure?

Friend: Yes. Look at me, Nien.