Conversation on Gtalk

Me: There’s a guy at school who’s all about the macsaber and when I told him that I knew Ian, he flipped out.

Taylor: That’s awesome. You get nerd street cred for that

Me: I love how I get nerd cred even though I can’t write a single line of code

Conversations on Gtalk

My friend and I are chatting about the possibilities of me having tapeworms because I’m so skinny.

Me: I don’t have any cysts, but I do feel fatigued all the time.

Friend: Hm, maybe you should get this checked out or you could just have a freakish boy metabolism but the fatigue also might be worth checking out

Me: I dunno if my webMD health plan will cover it